Season 1 (2003)
7.91 avg 25 episodes 8.1 → 8.1 21 min avg
| # | Title | Rating | Votes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 0 | Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot | 8.1 | 1,442 |
| 1 | Pilot | 8.1 | 2,887 |
| 2 | Big Flappy Bastards | 7.7 | 2,364 |
| 3 | Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell | 7.7 | 2,187 |
| 4 | If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap | 7.9 | 2,117 |
| 5 | The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump | 7.8 | 2,099 |
| 6 | Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? | 7.5 | 1,990 |
| 7 | If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake | 8.3 | 2,111 |
| 8 | Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful | 7.8 | 1,975 |
| 9 | Phase One, Complete | 7.5 | 1,886 |
| 10 | Merry Thanksgiving | 8.0 | 2,057 |
| 11 | Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor | 7.6 | 1,856 |
| 12 | Camel Filters and Pheromones | 8.6 | 2,874 |
| 13 | Sarah Like Puny Alan | 7.6 | 1,830 |
| 14 | I Can't Afford Hyenas | 7.7 | 1,848 |
| 15 | Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick | 7.8 | 1,944 |
| 16 | That Was Saliva, Alan | 7.8 | 1,890 |
| 17 | Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats | 7.9 | 1,822 |
| 18 | An Old Flame with a New Wick | 8.4 | 2,151 |
| 19 | I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You | 8.1 | 1,918 |
| 20 | Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark | 7.5 | 1,772 |
| 21 | No Sniffing, No Wowing | 8.0 | 1,909 |
| 22 | My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet | 7.8 | 1,773 |
| 23 | Just Like Buffalo | 8.5 | 2,086 |
| 24 | Can You Feel My Finger | 8.1 | 1,840 |